do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
dude my internal insulting isnt even that good its more just a constant stream of fuck you fucking fuck shit think youre the fucking shit nipple dont you fuck shit
-I Agree I Mentally Insult Everything. Its Hilarious.
Not sure if my friend actually wrote this, or if it was just something she found…. (via evelyynnn)
‘Twas the week before finals, and all through the town
Not a student was drinking, not a frat made a sound
The adderall popped and the coffee was drank
In hopes that your mind won’t suddenly blank
The guys and the girls depart from their beds
While visions of passing danced around in their heads
Crammed cafes and library dates
Regretting the days that you slept in late
While out on the campus there struck a big nerve
Of geniuses sprinting to screw up the curve
The readings you ignored pile up to the ceiling
Our asses are saved by Wikipedia stealing
Time home for Thanksgiving was a bittersweet tease
Come back to find College screwing you on your knees
Facebook and Twitter prove a hefty temptation
Earning your citizenship in the procrasti-NATION
Increasingly worrisome for that borderline class
Friday nights out made it impossible to pass
All the moments we said “at least I have time”
Well the time has come…. did you do it? Neither did I.
Stressed and starved and screwed and sorry
That we skipped lecture to eat Chipotle and watch Maury
Sit down to find that you forgot your ID
…and your blue book, and pencil, and scantron–F*** ME!
Exams handed out, the questions complex
Pray that it’s over, like a night of bad sex
Winter break so close we can almost taste it
High School friends, kegs, spending every night wasted
Eyes begin wandering while we’re cramped in our seats
That one kid is dragged out for trying to cheat
Smelly dude next to me, chill bro you’re fine!
Lord knows that your grade will be better than mine
Hand in the exam, relieved that it’s done
It’s been real, professor, but the furthest from fun
Zero down, four to go, and to all that relate:
HAPPY FINALS TO ALL, AND TO ALL PASSING GRADES!
why must you bring the best cookies and goldfish and snacks…
I’ve come so far on my journey this year and you guys have been so amazing and supportive, I want to give something back! I apologise men, this is quite a female orientated giveaway but feel free to join in anyway! Merry Christmas everybody and enjoy the season! LOVE U ALL <3
You can win:
- A Russell Hobbs blender and jug
- An assortment of christmas chocolates and candy
- A selection of 3 bodyshop products (not as shown above)
- A cute elephant necklace
- A personal hand written christmas card from me :)
- Must be following tea-yoga-health because this is for my wonderful followers, please don’t follow me if you don’t like what I post! If you’re not following me and I pick you, I’ll choose someone else
- Reblog as many times as you like (but don’t annoy your followers!) likes won’t be counted
- If you’re not 18 years or older, please have permission from your parents to give me your address
- I will pay for shipping and ship international
- I will be selecting the winner with random.org on Tuesday 24th December and you will have 72 hours to respond
Good luck everyone! Love, Sarah xxx
And we’re having a huge party
With all his family.
This should be interesting….